Saturday, May 14, 2011

Oh shit moments..

               This is not about Oh Shit! not again! (Pathetic book.. guys opt for a porn if the need be rather than this book..total sleaze content with soppy drama..
               These are some moments when you burst out into "Oh Shit . Read on...

  1. You are having a bath and suddenly there is a water cut... If you have soaped yourself you throw up your arms to find the tap and worse if you hurt yourself doing do.. "Oh shit" !!
  2. You are texting a gossip to your bestie (Girls do it okay!!) and then in the excitement of sharing you goof up and text the subject of your gossip.. Happened with me!! Embarrassing... 
  3. Running to catch a train and then giving that victorious smile... then you see that it's a train going elsewhere!! as in you caught a fast train and you needed to board a slow one!! Supper "Oh shit"' moment for Mumbaitees.. The other possibility is you being a guy and catching "Ladies Special" by mistake!! First hand experience of "Hell hath no fury like woman" :P
  4. You stay up whole night to study for exam and next day come to know you studied a different subject... Errr.. the exam is not of that subject!! This happened once to a girl in my train! She panicked and cried like hysterical one! 
  5. The person you have been waiting to call , calls up and your battery gives up!! Sux bigtime!! 
  6. You rely on last day studying and there is a power cut!! (I stopped taking such risk after the last time it happened to me..  I have a charged tubelight now.. I keep it charged all time :P)
  7. You make fun of someone senior (teacher, khaddooos relative, boss etc) and that person is standing behind you!! wondering what happened? Yes the khaddoos relative part! But then I can spin stories, you must have guessed it by now!! That's how I got by..
  8. You are watching porn and your Dad gives you a surprise visit !! This has happened to someone I know.. Result : That person has to use net under parental supervision!! "Oh Shit"!!!
  9. You pull your door with all strength and realise you have  your keys inside the house!!! The king of "Oh shits" if you have ever gone looking for someone to help you out of this, you would know what it is!!
  10. Being caught with the wrong person, at the wrong time, doing something you shouldn't be doing... applies to anything and everything..let out for imagination :P



P.S : You are welcome to add more to the list... 

16 comments:

Sourav said...

# 4 - Oh Shit! That has happened to me too :/ :D

# 10 - Lets not talk about that! :p

maithili said...

#4 scarrry as hell!!
#10 : happens a lottt :D :D

Sourav said...

#10 - I know, been there experienced that! ;)

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

It was an SMS actually, when a devoted boyfriend writes the name of his girl on his wrist, with a blade and then realizes, he made a spelling mistake.

:P

Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete

maithili said...

@Blasphemous Aesthete : Painful "Oh shit" moment :P

Aditya Iyer said...

im the 'OH CRAP' type of person :P :D

chirag said...

some of them are very normal but some are abnormal like
You stay up whole night to study for exam and next day come to know you studied a different subject... Errr.. the exam is not of that subject!!

maithili said...

@aditya : meaning remains the same though!
@chirag : happens sumtimes due to change in timetable or mistake in taking note...

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vineet said...

the 10th 1 was killer
nywaz wil share mine
forgot the pledge while delivering the same in school dayz..
OH SHIT
worst
MIKE EFFECT, abt 50 LKG UKG guys repeated it..

maithili said...

@linhy : firstly thanks for liking my blog
secondly thanks for following and
lastly I will drop in at your place very soon :)

@vineet: thanks for sharing your "oh shit" moment :) definitely screwing one!! :D

IRFANUDDIN said...

interesting...really :))

maithili said...

@Irfanuddin :thanks for visiting.. n thanks for the comment :)

Vinati said...

it has happened with me :

saying 'hi' to a person with full enthusiasm and after getting a weird reaction, you realize that you mistaken him to be your friend.

haha..this is surely one hell of an 'oh-shit' moment!! :D

maithili said...

@vinati : totally "oh shit moment" and specially when you get the "are you crazy" look on the face of the unknown person !!
thanks for sharing your "oh shit moment"

oshine said...

OH shit!! Happened to me too, for like tons of time and i wonder the whole fiasco would stop! :P